Floating Shoe Lover T-Shirts

"I should stop buying shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

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No Swimming Allowed

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

The Wedge Shoe at Work

'They're pinching my toes!'

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

"It's been a tough day. I'll have a suede boot with a spectator pump chaser."

Trying on boots