Fleeting Fashion Lover Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Hats and Food

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Pastry Hat

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Changing Room Decisions

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'Too much for the school run?'