Salting Meats Gifts

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Burnt or Raw?

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Fats' career had really hit the skids: the butcher, the grocer, the slaughterhouse - nobody wanted him anymore.

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

Steak

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'No! Chuck! Why?!'

"That`s OK. I like my steak rare."

Dog working as a butcher.

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."