Smoking Meats Gifts

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Men gossiping

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Professional woman in pub

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"