Meat Curing Enthusiast Gifts

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Culinary surgery.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Down on Her.

DIY Butchers

"Veal or non-veal?"

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"We're making progress."

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.