Diy Butcher Aficionado Gifts

DIY Butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

A Bloody Butcher

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Deliboys

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."