Butcher Gifts

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

Free-range chicken. Back in one hour.

Dec. 26

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"It looks like you're the main stakeholder in this business."

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

Sausage Machine

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Let me know if you find a ring."

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

Eat more pork.

The vegetarian butcher.

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

Pork Stock Exchange

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'No! Chuck! Why?!'

'Florist...say it with flowers' 'Butcher...say it with pork chops.'

'I hope you're hungry!'

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"So that's how they make smokey bacon."

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

New beef chart.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'On your personals ad, you say you're a butcher...that's fascinating. Tell me about that...'