Butchery Gifts

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"And now read the bottom sirloin, farmer Brown."

Meat is murder

A rump of butchers

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

Freshly shaved ham.

'So what makes you think the murderer was a butcher?'

Pig choosing a false leg from a butcher.

Human meat.

'If your mother asks, it's water buffalo.'

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

"Hey, where's Frank?"

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

Down on Her.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

A Bloody Butcher

Important Food Groups

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Deliboys

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'