Butchery Gifts

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"And now read the bottom sirloin, farmer Brown."

Meat is murder

A rump of butchers

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

Freshly shaved ham.

'So what makes you think the murderer was a butcher?'

Pig choosing a false leg from a butcher.

Human meat.

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'If your mother asks, it's water buffalo.'

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

"Hey, where's Frank?"

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

Down on Her.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Bloody Butcher

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Deliboys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.