Butchers Gifts

'No need to worry - I'm a master butcher!'

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

"Lean Beef"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Sausage Shop. We used filler in the middle to make ends meat.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

'Mr Jones, it's over. We've got the murder weapons, we know about your motive, so why don't you confess?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Bloody Butcher

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Menu Dating

Important Food Groups

"Beanirrito"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Deliboys

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.