Butchers Prints

'No need to worry - I'm a master butcher!'

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

"Lean Beef"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

'Mr Jones, it's over. We've got the murder weapons, we know about your motive, so why don't you confess?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Menu Dating

A Bloody Butcher

Important Food Groups

"Beanirrito"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Can I have flies with that'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

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