Butcher's Shop Buff Prints

Down on Her.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

"Beanirrito"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

A Bloody Butcher

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Oh Hi!'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

I fart more than that!

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

A dog at the bakery.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Deliboys

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

French horn.