Butcher's Shop Buff Mugs

Down on Her.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

View to the Future

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Beanirrito"

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

I fart more than that!

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A dog at the bakery.

'Can I have flies with that'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Deliboys

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

French horn.