Butcher Enthusiasts Prints

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Rump roast?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

A Bloody Butcher

Important Food Groups

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Deliboys

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'