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Butchers run by cats - No Dogs Thank You

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

View to the Future

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Important Food Groups

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

A Bloody Butcher

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Deliboys

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.