Salting Meats Mugs

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Burnt or Raw?

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

The Chop House

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Fats' career had really hit the skids: the butcher, the grocer, the slaughterhouse - nobody wanted him anymore.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

Steak

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'No! Chuck! Why?!'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The mincer's busted!'