Salmon Storyteller Gifts

Fish Farm.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Civilized Salmon

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'