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Fish Farm.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Civilized Salmon

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'