Sales Tactic Humorists Gifts

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Blast it's raining!'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

Pushy Salesmen

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

'This call may be monitored in order to determine your breaking point.'