Sales Tactic Humorists Pillows

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Blast it's raining!'

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

F&E Cafeteria. All you can stomach $12.99. "All you can eat" would sound more appetizing.

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

Pushy Salesmen

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

'This call may be monitored in order to determine your breaking point.'

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.