Sales Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone passionate about sales satire? Our collection features humorous and clever items that highlight the humorous side of sales and marketing worlds. From witty mugs to quirky t-shirts, find the perfect gift for your sales satire lover to enjoy every day.

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'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!' mockup

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules." mockup

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

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"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two." mockup

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

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'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.' mockup

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...? mockup

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?" mockup

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.' mockup

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

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Lethal Presentation

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'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

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'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

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"We have an acronym!"

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Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!' mockup

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

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"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels." mockup

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

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'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.' mockup

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

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'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

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