Sales Tactic Humorist Gifts

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Blast it's raining!'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

F&E Cafeteria. All you can stomach $12.99. "All you can eat" would sound more appetizing.

Pushy Salesmen

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'