Sales Tactic Humorist Gifts

Looking for gifts that resonate with a sales tactic humorist’s sharp wit and clever personality? Explore our collection of funny, thoughtful products that celebrate the art of persuasion with a humorous twist. Whether it’s for a fellow sales professional or a creative personality who loves a good laugh, these items are designed to inspire, amuse, and add a humorous edge to everyday sales adventures.

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router. mockup

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

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"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture." mockup

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

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'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!' mockup

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue." mockup

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated. mockup

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

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I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product. mockup

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

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'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.' mockup

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

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"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!" mockup

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'. mockup

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

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Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice." mockup

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

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'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.' mockup

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

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'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...' mockup

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

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Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle mockup

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

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"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays." mockup

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

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'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.'' mockup

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

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'Blast it's raining!'

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"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you." mockup

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

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Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

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"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation." mockup

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

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'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.' mockup

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell." mockup

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

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Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane. mockup

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

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'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!' mockup

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

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"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

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Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book mockup

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

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Pushy Salesmen

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Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman. mockup

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

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'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!' mockup

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

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"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?" mockup

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

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'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.' mockup

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

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Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.' mockup

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

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'Watch it George.I think they are trying to reel in some customers.'

'Watch it George.I think they are trying to reel in some customers.' mockup

'Watch it George.I think they are trying to reel in some customers.'

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"Do we want to buy a trampoline, Norman?"

"Do we want to buy a trampoline, Norman?" mockup

"Do we want to buy a trampoline, Norman?"

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Sales Tactic Humorist Gifts Collection

Sales Tactic Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring hilarious sales tactics and witty quotes—perfect for brightening any coffee break.

Sales Tactic Humorist Pillows

Find pillows with funny sales quotes and humorous designs—great for adding personality to any workspace or lounge.

Sales Tactic Humorist Prints

Browse our selection of witty prints focused on sales tactics and humor—perfect for inspiring or amusing your office decor.

Sales Tactic Humorist T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts with clever sales humor and sharp wit—ideal for sales professionals and fans of comedic marketing.