Salad Innovator Gifts

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

'Like death by salad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

Free salad bar.

Ranch Dressing

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Perfect Garden.

"We're making progress."

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I want a big-a*s salad."