Salad Innovator Gifts

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

Sam's Diner. What? You've never seen "House"Dressing before?

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

'Like death by salad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

Ranch Dressing

Free salad bar.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

The Perfect Garden.

"We're making progress."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I want a big-a*s salad."