Safety-conscious Roller Skater Gifts

Rollerskating during COVID

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Freestyling.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Peacock on skateboard

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Shoe house

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Breaking the quarantine

Extreme Accounting!