Sacred Script Circler Gifts

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Moses on the web

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Duplass Brothers

Waiting Room For Godot.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Computer literate Monk

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Always stick to the script.