Rustic Java Fan Gifts

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Fuel Carrier

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Dog Outhouse

'See what I mean, Martha? There's just no respect anymore.'

Soldier Camouflage

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

Smoking Jackets.

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

"I like to think it as my pied-a-terre."

The last remote you'll ever need