Rule Reviser Gifts

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Nutty Assistants

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

Maze of legalities.

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

New Year's Resolutions...

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"New Year's Resolutions: 1. Stop boiling tortured souls in vats of oil. 2. Stop frying the flesh of sinners in the fire of eternal damnation. 3. Lose weight."

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

'Library silence. Fire!'

"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."

Moses with Ten Commnadments: 'Hmm ... it doesn't say anything about texting and driving.'

'You don't think 10 Mission Statements is a little bit excessive?'

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

'...the new investing regulations...'

"Can I call you back? I'm decluttering."

Do things better. I've found that, ironically, the key to a good definition is to avoid high-definition.

Push your friends forward. Unless your friend is at the end of the monkey bars.

Humpty Dumpty, fallen-down drunk.

"It's ok, you don't have to bother with all that."

Covid Restrictions Tightrope