Rule Adjuster Gifts

Covid Restrictions Tightrope

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Mom Umpires

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."