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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'