Story Reviser Gifts

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Eat my dust!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

TOXIC TIMES

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"The true story"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"When I come to edit my life, this will be a deleted scene."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

'Someone's been sitting in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been eating in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been sleeping in my cubicle!'

"New Year's Resolutions: 1. Stop boiling tortured souls in vats of oil. 2. Stop frying the flesh of sinners in the fire of eternal damnation. 3. Lose weight."

Jack and the Beanstalk updated.

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

'Um, guitar. What kind of hero were you looking for?'

Breaking the stereotype

"Can I call you back? I'm decluttering."

Frank and Ernest's Updated Fairy Tales. Before I work on the thorn, I need to talk about your insurance.

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.

Updating the ending of the 3 Little Pigs: BIG BAD WOLF, INC: Practical Pig, CEO

Desk Organizers: Too Hot, Too Cold and Just Right.

Dorothy and her rugby slippers.

Humpty Dumpty, fallen-down drunk.

"There's a little girl in my bed...and she's got a knife!.."