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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

French wine

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Berta screams out!

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Snowman Football Fan.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Big Cheese

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.