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Doctor Bartolo

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Berta screams out!

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Skier.

The interminable!

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Is it sustainable?

Gaetano Donizetti

"Now you've done it! Worse than my Mama Bear, you'll have to deal with my Grandmama Bear!"

Singing of Love

"I'm so sorry... once the virus spreads, you'll be transferred to hospice and restricted to a diet of water and honey." "Yum honey!"

Monster Roller Coaster

Forza Italia!