Rossini Enthusiast Mugs

Doctor Bartolo

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Berta screams out!

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Skier.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

The interminable!

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Is it sustainable?

Scrambler.

Atomic Bear: Part 28

"Now you've done it! Worse than my Mama Bear, you'll have to deal with my Grandmama Bear!"

Gaetano Donizetti

Forza Italia!

"I'm so sorry... once the virus spreads, you'll be transferred to hospice and restricted to a diet of water and honey." "Yum honey!"

"Tried a new recipe: Blackberry stew!"

Monster Roller Coaster