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Singing of Love

Berta screams out!

Dr Bartolo from Barber of Seville

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now you can send it."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Pisa Hut.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Arabian island

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Who said money was not a motivator?

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

QANON PROUD BOY

Serenading with a guitar

"He says it's 'a Dorian Gray situation.'"

Music Lesson

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Flower drinking cola.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Bridge

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Mimi and Rodolfo

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

I've had a puncture.

Snow Shortage Alps

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'