Rossini Admirer T-Shirts

Basilio from Barber of Seville

Serenading with a guitar

Pointing in outrage

Music Lesson

Albert Einstein

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Scarpia's Palace

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

Berta screams out!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Johannes Brahms

Mozart

Einstein

New York Gondolier

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

Chuck Berry

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Theory of Gravity

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Albert Einstein

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Singing of Love

John Fogerty

De Chirico

Scientist's Prove Einstein Theory of Gravitational Waves

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how time slows down when you speed up.'

'My teacher says my test reminds him of Einstein... could do better.'