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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Reindeer

Berta screams out!

Cristiano Ronaldo

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Workplace Shinanigans

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Michelangelo's David

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Sisyphus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

Forza Italia!

Singing of Love