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Here be dragons.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Reindeer

Fairtale prosecutions.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Mirror mirror...

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"It's post-gingerbread."