Waldo Fan Gifts

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.

Here be dragons.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Name your sources."

Reindeer

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Mirror mirror...

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Fairtale prosecutions.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

The emperor has no phone!

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"It's post-gingerbread."