Waldo Enthusiast Gifts

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Three Kinds of People

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A masked man serenading

Bureau of Missing Persons

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"He has great communication skills."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

The natural selection process in golf.

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'It's the evolution, stupid!'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."