Waldo Enthusiasts Gifts

Camouflage Waldo

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A masked man serenading

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Directions.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

The natural selection process in golf.

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'