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Camouflage Waldo

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A masked man serenading

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Directions.

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

The natural selection process in golf.

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"