Ronaldo Fan Mugs

Cristiano Ronaldo

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Reindeer

Berta screams out!

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Workplace Shinanigans

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Michelangelo's David

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Sisyphus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

World Cup reactions

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

Singing of Love

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."