Robinsion Crusoe Fan T-Shirts

"Now you can send it."

vaccine wars.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Early photobombing

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"So, how's your other half?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Mick Jagger.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Arabian island

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones

Lancelot put to the Test.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Did you order takeout?"

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

Thomas Wyatt

"Now you've done it!"

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'