Robinsion Crusoe Fan T-Shirts

"Now you can send it."

vaccine wars.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Early photobombing

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"So, how's your other half?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Arabian island

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Lancelot put to the Test.

Rolling Stones

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Did you order takeout?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"Now you've done it!"

Thomas Wyatt