Maraschino Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

A Macaroni in 1772

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Packed like sardines

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Italia tours

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...