Maraschino Enthusiast Gifts

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

A Macaroni in 1772

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Packed like sardines

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Italia tours

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Twitter for goldfish.'