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"The fish have gone again love !"

Horror movies

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Lap fish..."

Cat eats date.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank