Fishy Escapades Enthusiast Pillows

"The fish have gone again love !"

Horror movies

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug