Fishing Adventure Lover Pillows

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Catching flying fish...'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.