Rossini Aficionado Gifts

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

French wine

Raheem Sterling

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Berta screams out!

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Snowman Football Fan.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Big Cheese

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."