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'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Party Animals.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Canadian film production

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Moby Dick

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Treasure Island Book.

The Rise of Modern Art

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."