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"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'You need to think outside the box.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Magnificent light today, chief."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

Early Photobomb