Da Vinci Devotee T-Shirts

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Early Photobomb

"Honestly... I wouldn't get too hung up with her smile."

'So, what's to smile about?'

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Why does she have an enigmatic smile?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Thomas Hardy

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

The Rise of Modern Art

Kid doing cave paintings

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'You need to think outside the box.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Give Thanks.

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

Thriller of the Week

Dante Alighieri

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'